The problem with Elkies

"If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent" (essextee) 08/18/2020 at 11:27 • Filed to: None

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No matter how nicely they’re done up, there’s just this slight air of trashin ess that you can never fully get rid of.

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:38

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The Yukon and ElCamino will be running long after that Fiat has died and been recycled for it’s plastic.

kanadanmajava1 > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:38

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How about an early one in original condition?

Or a shiny lowrider?

ClassicDatsunDebate > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:41

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They are the Mullet of the automotive world.  And I love them.

ranwhenparked > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:44

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Its kind of the same with vans, honestly. Just try to use the phrase "my van" in conversation without it coming off a little sleazy. 

lone_liberal > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:55

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You say it’s a problem, I say that it’s a feature.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 11:56

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And, it’s that charm of “borderline white trashiness” that explains their enduring appeal.

All those guys that wanted GM to bring the Maloo up?  They all drink Busch beer and have mullets.

Rusty Vandura - www.tinyurl.com/keepoppo > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 12:05

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Um, that’s a ute , and some Australians are now unhappy with you.

SBA Thanks You For All The Fish > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 12:37

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Sadly, this will never have a Pontiac logo, up on blocks, in a Kentucky front yard ... and we’re all poorer for it.

BigBlock440 > SBA Thanks You For All The Fish 08/18/2020 at 12:53

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Don’t count it out, there was someone that imported them for a bit.

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 13:47

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And that’s a problem because?

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer 08/18/2020 at 13:50

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Trashy

Smallbear wants a modern Syclone, local Maple Leafs spammer > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 08/18/2020 at 14:18

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